
My Dead Cat
I don’t want another cow to be slaughtered for my Big Mac.
I don’t want to step on another bug.
My “Support for the Cuban People” Itinerary
Please don’t hurt me, Mr. Customs man.
I promise I did not go to the beach or have a good time.

Deep Throat Sucks
Not a shot was fired, but the government was overthrown.
If the clichéd pen is mightier than the sword, then the manual typewriter did what no column of tanks could ever accomplish in our time.
Bob Woodward’s anonymous Watergate source known only as “Deep Throat” was taken at his word though his motives were unknown.

Mickey Mouse is a Pimp: The Commercialization of Childhood
If you were starving and I offered you a choice between rotted meat and moldy bread and you took the moldy bread, then I could say I just gave you what you wanted.
We make a similar assumption about popular media.

More Oppression Now
All working Americans must understand how the concept of “corporate personhood” came to be and how it affects our daily lives, but to do that, we must collectively give a shit.
And that ain’t gonna happen.